Tuesday, February 2, 2016


My name is Emerald and i used to hate it.

I am named after a man. A man i don't even think i'd like if he were still alive.

I want to be a rocket scientist but nobody believes me. 

I cant watch scary movies. 

I once faked an accent for three weeks.

Painting is a hobby i'm just not very good at. 

I said i supported gun control and all of my uncles unfriended me on Facebook.

Camping is the worst.

Film scores are the best. 

I like memes that make fun of North Korea and 1960's sitcoms a little too much.

Movie quotes make up a significant part of my vocabulary.

I have a billion nicknames so feel free to add to that chaos and call me whatever you want.











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